I hate when I’m eating a fruit roll up and that shit gets stuck in my teeth.

Try listening to “Make it Nasty” and watching porn at the same time

i hate when somebody’s using my computer and they look through my music and as they scroll down they say “he sucks” bitch i didn’t ask you 

i’m sitting here like

I’m not very fond of saying happy birthday to somebody. Unless you mean something to me, I won’t say a word to you. Call me what you want. I haven’t gotten anybody anything for their birthday since the 8th grade. 

And that was my best friend